I feel about this bottle the same way my ex felt about me. I fell in love with it quickly but I'm also very scared and intimidated by it. I haven't opened the actual bottle, just the mailing package and I can already faintly smell the horrible stink bug puke dirty diaper Satan mixture or whatever the hell it is that's in there. My fiancee and I laughed for about an hour reading everyone's reviews of it and afterwards I decided to order it for him to use against his boss at some point. We are both in the military, he's full time and goes to work mon-fri in full uniform. His boss is some insane and unprofessional woman that everyone is waiting for to get fired because of the issues she's causing both up and down the ladder. I almost feel bad for her because she seems mentally ill in some way but after hearing about the way she's stressed him and his coworkers out I shut my empathy switch off. As of right now, it is being kept in the garage in it's packaging until the fateful day >:}